Sex Games 9.6.09

Grantland Rice once said, "It's not whether you won or lost but the fact that you played the game." I say, winning isn't the most important thing; it's the only thing. You can play the game as many times as you want, but in the end there will always be one loser and one winner. If telling yourself you're happy with second place because at least you competed helps you sleep at night, you're obviously sleeping alone. Everyone wants to sleep with the winner. Because everyone knows number one in the jersey is number one when the jersey's on the bedroom floor.